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So uh, me + receptions with free alcohol = too much alcohol consumption (can you blame me?) and I smoked a cigarette. Yes, dear readers, you read that correctly. Hell, it's a damn near miracle I'm spelling accurately. Me and my container of Pringles are off to bed. And people think political science conferences are a bore. Psh.

Oh, and - by now - I've consumed over half a container of Pringles. Salt is the greatest stuff on earth.

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Ew. Alcohol is evil. Cigarettes are doubly evil. Ew. Ew. Ew.

Oh, and Pringles are evil. I can't believe I inhaled half a container of them last night.

Gah.

Gross.

Ew.

Must shower and find breakfast and pretend I really am at an academic/professional conference.