I've lost all credibility
A few minutes ago, mom emailed me to tell me there was a bunch of melon in the fridge, just in case I hadn't noticed.
About a minute after, she emailed again:
Oh yeah-don't use a knife-just scoop out the flesh with a spoon- I don't need to get a phone call because you've severed a toe.
About a minute after, she emailed again:
Oh yeah-don't use a knife-just scoop out the flesh with a spoon- I don't need to get a phone call because you've severed a toe.