rhd323 | Top 100 FSTDT Quotes!

Oh. My.

This . . . well, it's just . . . oh god, go read it. It's hysterical and horrifying all at the same time.

Fundies Say The Damndest Things . . .

Edit: I was going to avoid it, but I can't help myself. Some of my favorites:
#4 If Atheists were a majority (oh what a reasonable world that would be . . . )

#9 Missing the point. It's not the exercise. Joggers and Pilates people - and the sun-worshippers - are the ones getting breast cancer. The explanation is this. It is God Who gives you cancer. A woman who keeps house, and bears the children God gives her as a gift, and prays the Rosary - no abortions and no pills - will be cancer-free, all other things being equal. "Blessed is the man whom God corrects; refuse not therefore the chastising of the Lord, for He wounds and cures, He strikes and His hands shall heal" - Job."

#12 "You got it backwards.

Creationism is based upon science, reason and tons of evidence.

Evolution is based on the blind acceptance of superstitions and fairy tales."

#18 "I appreciate your recommendation, and it is intriguing, but as a pro-lifer, I cannot support an organization that is opposed to the death penalty."

#34 "[Am I in discussion with a human who has a functioning brain?]

What does a functioning brain have to do with the Bible?"

Ok, now I must stop.

I am off to read about how atheists are not even human beings!